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Trying to show some swaggs or what? Niger state governor, Mu’azu Babangida Aliyu pictured with an unidentified cutie in a photo which has got mouths talking after going viral online…. ‘No be today e start sef’… Pictured above is the African legend and King of Afrobeat music, Fela Kuti rocking his low-waist underwear with his little son, Seun Kuti back in the 80’s… A working class lady who’s so addicted to sex has revealed how and what  she does to calm her urge down in her busy environment…. In an anonymous confession, she revealed;
Sometimes, I convince myself that I don’t have a problem because there are other people a lot worse. The workers you hear about that sneak off to the bathroom in their lunch break because they can’t possibly last all day without “getting off”. You can even buy those little key-ring vibrators so that you’ve always got an ‘in case of emergency’ buzz on the go. 

Men really do have it much easier when it comes to that. I’m sure the rate of men sneaking off to the bathroom to ‘rub one out’ is much higher than women. I work in a high-stress environment though and no one ever has time for that. If they do, maybe they’re in the wrong profession. That’s one of the reasons I actually feel particularly bad and guilty about my confession. I was always under the impression that men were more obsessed with sex… These “facts” have caught the attention of online users since after going viral…….Guess the men are being sidelined in this ;equation’…

5 uncomfortable facts about life.  1. Everything on a woman’s upper body starts with a “B”: blouse, bra, bikini, boobs; & lower body with a “P”: petticoat, panties, pussy… no wonder men suffer from high BP! 2. Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress only yourself. Moral: In life no one helps you once you’re screwed. 3. Three people having sex is a ‘three-some’, two is a ‘two-some’. So next time someone calls you ‘hand-some’, don’t take it as a compliment! 4. Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife’s panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband’s dick hard, not his life. 

5. When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say “Congrats!”. But not one of them comes an…

Flaunt it if you’ve got it….Celebrity fashion stylist/designer, Jeremiah Ogbodo a.k.a Swanky Jerry who is known for his ‘showing off’ skills on his social media is at it again…He took to his Instagram page to flaunt some loads of cash and also his gold cup with the caption below… Nothing beats a moment of laughter even when having the worst day….Below are some hilarious photos brought to your doorsteps just to spice up your day…Enjoy This Newspaper photo has “Broken The Internet” since going viral online… Some Nigerians and their dirty minds have read underlying meanings to the plain statement (marked in red)… For those laughing at this now, you need CHANGE and spiritual cleansing…..lol Work Hard, Play Hard…..Popular Five Star group manager, Soso Soberekon, is really having a blast across continental waters leaving behind the worries and “troubles” in Nigeria to opt for fun…The wealthy GM who also manages music star Kcee, shared photos on his Instagram of his current trip to the ‘Bill Harrop’s Balloon Safari’ in South Africa -showing his taste for the finer things in life…. Nigerian French singer-/songwriter, Aṣa will be living off her luxurious tour bus for the next few months…The 32 year old musical talent who has already kick-started her ‘Bed of Stone Tour’ shared a photo of her private room from her tour bus -as she heads to Berlin from France…
A new form of modern slavery has begun in Nigeria…This photo has been causing  rippling effects since its circulation online…The villagers reportedly received food items for supporting/campaigning for the Peoples Democratic Party in one of the Western states ahead of the forthcoming elections …. The internet was almost “broken” yesterday with funny memes following the online battle between Khloe Kardashian and Amber Rose -after the latter threw shades at the Kardashian clan even to the extent of calling Kim Kardashian a whore…(Read Here) North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Un was on Monday pictured for the first time aboard his 174ft private jet known as Air Force Un which flies just the dictator and his trusted aides in a style compared in scale to the U.S. Presidential jet Air Force One.. The photos were released by the Korean Central News Agency, during the autocrat’s examination of half-built apartment blocks on the eve of the anniversary of his father’s birth
Pictured above are notable Nigerians, prolific actor/writer Uzor Ngoladi, Sahara Reporters boss Omoyele Sowore (middle) and Seun Kuti, son of legendary Afrobeat icon Fela Kuti who were spotted together recently at the Kalakuta museum, Ikeja Lagos.
Though they might have not yet in person, it was no surprise when American rapper Snoop Dogg shared a picture of late Nigerian Afrobeat legend, Fela Anikulapo Kuti, on his Instagram page after all icons being bonded by ‘Kush and Molly’ is a rare one…..The “green grass” promoter, Snoopy brought back memories with the post as his fans heaped praises on the African legend… Famous American comedian, Kevin Hart once looked like a ‘ball boy’…The prolific comedian shared some of throwback pictures  before his rise to fame….
The “Shoki” spirit still taking over Nigerians both the young and old since its viral explosion… Following the presidential fall experienced by Zimbabwean leader, Robert Mugabe who tripped while talking to supporters at Harare International Airport, who had gathered to welcome him back from a trip to Ethiopia, unconfirmed reports have it that about 27 guards have been suspended over the issue as revealed in the photo below…
Following the shift in the general elections which was slated for February 14th (Valentine’s day), most girls were overwhelmed with happiness and joy over the decision  knowing that there will be an exponential increase in their pockets  purses in few days time… Those guys who have fallen victim of not preparing (financially)  for the “special” occasion have been in shock since the announcement as ‘hell is set open its gates’ on Saturday (Feb 14th)….We just hope the doctors are able to contain the influx of expected patients that day…..Happy Valentine’s Day in advance….
Who would even be proud of his/her mother after causing ripples on the internet with her nakedness….Following the naked magazine photos taken by Kim Kardashian, online users have decided to make a mockery out of the situation as depicted in the picture above….See Kim Kardashian’s latest shocking photo Here…. After pictures of the 90 year old Zimbabwean dictator, Robert Mugabe falling down a set of steps went viral, online users deemed it fit to turn the embarrassing situation into an internet meme and make jokes out of it. The mocking pictures feature a cut-out image of Mugabe in various imagined circumstances, such as part of Beyonce’s Single Ladies choreography, surfing or running from security forces. See some photos below;